Kitty: Jack

From afar, a fat cat, big; up close, a big fat cat.

That fat cat sure is big; sure is a big fat cat.

But who would have guessed that back in its homeland, it was once a handsome cat with a waist like a taut bow and fur whiter than snow, swaying like a willow in the wind! Back then it was very lean, every meal nothing more than two cold fish with potatoes. Oh, potatoes: round beans that grow in the earth, you don't have them here, it explained, as though those round beans were some exquisite delicacy.

But soon the bright lights and fine wine of Weiyang City, oh no, its fiery, savory flavors, made it forget all about potatoes. Crispy Fried Silver Scales, Red-Braised Jade Trotters, Wensi Tofu, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, Honey-Roasted Dove, Wine-Lees Goose Feet, Rouge Goose Breast, Pine Nut and Goose Fat Rolls, Osmanthus Whitebait, Steamed Duck in Sweet Rice Wine, Shrimp Ball and Chicken Skin Soup, Ham-Stewed Pork Knuckle, Rouge Jerky, Wine-Lees Shrimp, Drunken Crab, Steamed Reeves Shad, Pangpi Pastry, Victory Cake, Cloud Mica Noodles, Jade Stuffed Lung, Iced Sweet Dumplings, Perilla Drink, Lychee Syrup Water... quietly turned it from a handsome, dashing cat into a big fat cat!

Still, its very favorite was the fish head at the Number One Cup. That fish head was so huge it took eight Treasure-Bearing Mice to deliver it every time.

"Oh, fish head, what a beautiful fish head... it's like gazing up at the stars!"

It couldn't help lifting that fish head in both front paws, gazing up at the fish eyes on the plate, and meowing in its hometown tongue. Then in one go it started on the fish lips, then the gills, then the wobbly jelly inside the fish skull, and slurp, down it went.

Burp... Jack would never forget its fish-fragrant shredded pork.

Translated by AI from the Chinese game text. It is replaced automatically when the official English text ships.